NorthernMonkey: All set for the count?
NorthernMonkeyMother: Sort of...but I've still loads to do before tonight
NorthernMonkey: Like what?
NorthernMonkeyMother: I've got to do my hair...I want to look nice if I'm going to be on TV when the result is shown
NorthernMonkey: but it'll be 3am, noone will be watching and it's not like you are announcing the result
NorthernMonkeyMother: I know but I might be on in the background and you know Evelyn has insomnia and might be watching and I don't want saying she saw me and my hair was all messy
NorthernMonkey: what else do you have to do then?
NorthernMonkeyMother: I have to decide what to wear...
NorthernMonkey: It'll be a late night with lots of hanging about, go for comfort...how about your jeans?
orthernMonkeyMother: But I don't want to look like I'm supporting any one party...
NorthernMonkey: But unless you have a big rosette on, no-one will look at the colour of your clothes
NorthernMonkeyMother: but they might and i don't want to give the wrong impression or be accused of favouritism when counting
NorthernMonkey: Ok, ok so what are the options?
NorthernMonkeyMother: I think I'll go with the brown trousers with a cream top..or maybe the beige trousers or should I wear my white shirt....

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I shall look out for her if I'm still awake. I feel oddly excited by this election, even though I know I'm likely to be upset by the overall outcome.
非常感謝~3Q~....................................................
Sounds like she had her priorities sorted. Did she have fun on the night? Bet she was knackered the next day.
友情像一棵樹木,要慢慢的栽培,才能成長真的友誼,要經過困難考驗,才可友誼永固..................................................
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today...................................................
A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody. ....................................................
Variety is the very spice of life. ............................................................
Well done!............................................................
More haste, less speed.............................................................
出遊不拘名勝,有景就是好的............................................................
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知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。......................................................................
一棵樹除非在春天開了花,否則難望在秋天結果。....................................................................
It takes all kinds to make a world.............................................................
走過路過~不能錯過~哈哈............................................................
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朋友是一面鏡子............................................................
永遠支持你呀!!HO!!HO!!HO!!HO!!~~..................................................................
Never hesitate to hold out your hand; never hesitate to accept the outstretched hand of another..................................................................
永遠支持你呀!!!謝謝格主............................................................
超棒的,給予最大支持。(* ̄△ ̄*)............................................................
臨淵羨魚,不如退而結網。............................................................
Many a true word is spoken in jest..................................................................
Man proposes, God disposes..................................................................
多謝分享~ 真是意料之外的收獲!!............................................................
No garden without its weeds.............................................................
婚姻對男人來說是賭他的自由,對女人而言卻是賭她的幸福。.................................................................
你不能決定生命的長度,但你可以控制它的寬度..................................................................
知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
如果你批評他人。你就沒有時間付出愛......................................................................
只有尋常才幹,但具有不尋常恆心的人,一切皆可獲取................................................
笑口常開~~天天開心............................................................
第一忠誠,第二勤奮,第三專心工作。..................................................
More haste, less speed..................................................................
好的部落格就要和好朋友分享--感謝分享..................................................
很棒的分享~留言支持!............................. ....................................
Hello my friend Norbert Mooney :)
I just wanted to drop you a note to say hello and I hope you're well and stuff :)
I know that it has been AGES since I was last 'here', but I do still think of you :) In particular, this last week I have been reminded of you for two separate reasons... Both of them festivals, come to think of it... 1. Chilli and 2. Reading. (** The place, that is, not the activity. In case there was any confusion :) )
Oh, and on top of that, I am acquainted with somebody called Norbert. Who'd have thought ;)
I remember having read soon after you had a Baby Monkey and having let out a squeal of delight and surprise :) ... I also remember "not quite" getting around to actually writing about it and how happy I was for you :)
So, uh, sorry about that ;)
But hey, the thought was there, and I may be late, but I get there in the end... And 100 other such cliché remarks ;)
Anyway, I just wanted to say, "Hey!" and "I hope you're well!" and "I still think of you even although I'm as quiet as a teeny tiny little invisible and mute mouse wearing slippers!"
So...
Hey!
I hope you're well!
I still think of you even although I'm as quiet as a teeny tiny little invisible and mute mouse wearing slippers! :)
... See. :) And even although those were exactly the same things as I just typed, I even went to the effort of actually typing them again rather than copying and pasting them! Hah! You see the lengths I go to for you? ;)
Anyway. I do hope that you are still well, and that you and all the Monkeys in your life are all well and happy and good :)
I see it's been a while since you last wrote anything (tsk! ;) ), but I hope you still -ohbuggerimademyselfacupofteaanhouragoandicompletelyforgottodrinkit- get to see this 'at some point' :)
Be good :)
-IM
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